Captain Obvious T‑Shirt — Funny Minimalist Graphic Tee
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Description
Say it loud, say it clear-some truths don't need explaining. This lightweight jersey shirt reads like a dry smile. Built from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it layers easily under jackets or stands alone on warm days. Thoughtful construction—side seams, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label—keeps the silhouette neat and comfortable through wear. Ethically manufactured and REACH certified, it’s an easy everyday piece for anyone who prefers quiet humor and clean lines.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a classic, neat look
- Sleeve and neck label prints applied using DTF/DTG for crisp, vibrant detailing; tear-away neck label
- Ethically produced (Fair Labor Association, Platinum WRAP), REACH certified; made from responsibly sourced blanks
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
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